B.A.T. wig - a stupid hairpiece that makes you look like a fool trying to

a stupid hairpiece that makes you look like a fool trying to scare someone who already thinks you're a total waste of space.

My B. A. T. wig looked like a raccoon attacked my head. I tried to scare my boss. He just laughed and gave me a warning.

I wore my B. A. T. wig to the grocery store. The cashier asked if I was in a band. I said no. I was in a disaster.

I tried to use my B. A. T. wig to rob a vending machine. It didn’t work. The machine just spat out a bag of chips and my dignity.