B.A.T. wig

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a stupid hairpiece that makes you look like a fool trying to scare someone who already thinks you're a total waste of space.

My B. A. T. wig looked like a raccoon attacked my head. I tried to scare my boss. He just laughed and gave me a warning.

I wore my B. A. T. wig to the grocery store. The cashier asked if I was in a band. I said no. I was in a disaster.

I tried to use my B. A. T. wig to rob a vending machine. It didn’t work. The machine just spat out a bag of chips and my dignity.

a fake hair thing that makes you look like you lost a bet with a monster and now you’re stuck with its leftovers.

I wore my B. A. T. wig to a party. Everyone thought I was a clown. I tried to scare them. They just took pictures.

My B. A. T. wig fell off during a fight. I looked like a confused chicken. I lost the fight and my pride.

I tried to use my B. A. T. wig to impress my crush. It looked like I got my hair from a trash can. She asked if I was serious.

a lousy wig that makes you look like a burnt-out toaster trying to rob someone who already has a bad day.

I wore my B. A. T. wig to a meeting. My boss thought I was trying to start a fire. I got a warning and a cup of coffee.

I tried to use my B. A. T. wig to scare my little brother. He laughed and said it looked like my grandma’s hair.

My B. A. T. wig fell into my soup. I tried to eat it. It tasted like regret and bad hair.