B.A.T. wig
a fake hair thing that makes you look like you lost a bet with a monster and now you’re stuck with its leftovers.
I wore my B. A. T. wig to a party. Everyone thought I was a clown. I tried to scare them. They just took pictures.
My B. A. T. wig fell off during a fight. I looked like a confused chicken. I lost the fight and my pride.
I tried to use my B. A. T. wig to impress my crush. It looked like I got my hair from a trash can. She asked if I was serious.