B.A.S protocol
B. A. S protocol is when a guy gets so distracted by a girl he forgets his friends. We let him be with her, and he ends up getting his face slapped and coming back to us like a broken toy.
My homie got B. A. S'd by a girl from his gym. He came back saying she left him for a guy with a six-pack.
I let my cousin be with his crush and he came back saying she told him he was 'too basic' and left him with a bag of popcorn.
My brother got B. A. S'd by a girl on Instagram. He came back saying she blocked him and said he was 'too salty'.