B.A.S protocol

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Bitches Ain't Shit is when a dude gets so obsessed with a girl he forgets his friends. We leave them alone together so he can get his ass kicked and come back to us like a lost puppy.

My cousin got B. A. S'd by a barista. Now he's back to hanging with us and eating my mom's fried chicken.

I left my homie alone with his ex. He came back crying and said she called him a 'fat ugly man' in front of everyone.

My brother got B. A. S'd by a TikTok influencer. Now he spends all his money on her and still hasn't learned to cook.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B. A. S protocol is when we make a guy suffer by letting him be with a girl he thinks is perfect. He'll realize she's just a dumb broad and come back to us like a king.

I let my homie hang with his crush. He came back saying she called him a 'baby' and left him with a bag of chips.

My cousin got B. A. S'd by a girl at the mall. He came back saying she didn't even know the word 'swag' and had a high school GPA.

My brother got B. A. S'd by a singer. He came back saying she forgot his name and asked him for a second date.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

B. A. S protocol is when a guy gets so distracted by a girl he forgets his friends. We let him be with her, and he ends up getting his face slapped and coming back to us like a broken toy.

My homie got B. A. S'd by a girl from his gym. He came back saying she left him for a guy with a six-pack.

I let my cousin be with his crush and he came back saying she told him he was 'too basic' and left him with a bag of popcorn.

My brother got B. A. S'd by a girl on Instagram. He came back saying she blocked him and said he was 'too salty'.

by Slangipedia 16d ago