B.A.C.
The biggest chicken ever. So big it could eat a whole pizza. Also super nervous, like it’s afraid of its own shadow.
That chicken at the fair was a B. A. C., it ran away when I said 'hi.'
B. A. C. tried to peck me, but I just laughed and ate a whole pizza.
I saw a B. A. C. crying in the corner, it was that sad.