B.A.C.

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The amount of alcohol in your blood. Like having a drunk frog in your veins.
I drank 12 beers and my B. A. C. was like 100%, I was basically a human beer keg.
My B. A. C. was so high I could talk to my mom and she didn’t even notice I was wasted.
My B. A. C. was so bad I passed out in a taco truck.
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The biggest chicken ever. So big it could eat a whole pizza. Also super nervous, like it’s afraid of its own shadow.
That chicken at the fair was a B. A. C., it ran away when I said 'hi.'
B. A. C. tried to peck me, but I just laughed and ate a whole pizza.
I saw a B. A. C. crying in the corner, it was that sad.
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The worst group of white boys ever. They look fly, but they can’t do anything. They’re like a group of posers.
Those B. A. C. boys showed up and tried to rap, it was like listening to a toaster.
I saw a B. A. C. boy try to dance and he looked like he was having a seizure.
B. A. C. tried to fight me and I beat them with a chicken.
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Bitches Are Crazy. That’s all you need to know. They’re like wild animals.
My ex is a B. A. C., she threw a chair at me and yelled 'I hate you!'
My sister is a B. A. C., she screamed at me for eating the last pizza slice.
My mom is a B. A. C., she called the cops because I didn’t do my homework.
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The best kind of girl. She’s cool, wild, and will take you on the best adventures.
My crush is a B. A. C., she took me to a concert and we got kicked out.
My best friend is a B. A. C., we went to the mall and stole candy from the store.
My neighbor is a B. A. C., she took me on a road trip and we got lost in the woods.
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A group of people who hate Christians. They’re like the cool kids of the religion wars.
My brother is part of the B. A. C., he told me Christians are ‘too loud.’
My friend joined the B. A. C., now he says prayer is ‘too annoying.’
The B. A. C. is like the Avengers, but for religion.
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A big cock from an Asian guy. Some Asians have it, some don’t. It’s like a surprise party.
My cousin has a B. A. C., it’s like a chicken leg attached to his face.
I saw a guy at the gym with a B. A. C., he looked like a superhero.
My friend’s brother has a B. A. C., it’s so big it could knock out a whole class.
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