B.A.B.S.
B. A. B. S. is when you’re broke, you have no job, and you spend all your cash on junk like candy and video games. You need a rich sugar parent to save you from your own stupidity.
"I have B. A. B. S. and I spent my last dollar on a pizza and a video game.", @BrokeMan
"I got B. A. B. S. and my mom buys me stuff just so she can die and leave me her money.", @BrokeKid
"B. A. B. S. is real, and it’s killing me.", @BrokeDude"