B.A.B.S.

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B. A. B. S. is when your balls are so huge they look like they could pop any second. Your nuts are so big they make your back hurt and your walk look like a drunk man’s dance.
"Man, I got B. A. B. S. and I walk like I just ran a marathon in a sack.", @BigBallBrad
"My balls are so big I can't sit down without a warning.", @SackSizeSally
"I got B. A. B. S. and my back looks like it's been in a war.", @BallWarrior"
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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B. A. B. S. is what you yell when you need another beer and your partner is cute enough to take it.
"Bring Another Beer Sweetie! I need this beer more than my feelings right now.", @BeerBabe
"Bring Another Beer Sweetie! I'm drunk and I don't want to leave this couch.", @CouchKing
"Bring Another Beer Sweetie! I just fought my brother and I need a drink.", @DrunkDad"
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A B. A. B. E. is a woman who rides a 4x4 like it’s a horse, has two dogs that look like they’re ready to fight, and wears an American flag onesie like it’s a uniform.
"I’m a B. A. B. E. and I just shot my neighbor’s cat.", @BabeOfTheDay
"My B. A. B. E. has a Bible and a gun. Don’t mess with her.", @TrumpFan123
"I’m a B. A. B. E. and I don’t take no for an answer.", @AmericanBabe"
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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B. A. B. S. is when you’re broke, you have no job, and you spend all your cash on junk like candy and video games. You need a rich sugar parent to save you from your own stupidity.
"I have B. A. B. S. and I spent my last dollar on a pizza and a video game.", @BrokeMan
"I got B. A. B. S. and my mom buys me stuff just so she can die and leave me her money.", @BrokeKid
"B. A. B. S. is real, and it’s killing me.", @BrokeDude"
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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B. A. B. S. is when your babe or baby is so big, they look like they could crush you with a hug.
"My baby has B. A. B. S. and she looks like she could eat me for breakfast.", @BigBabyMom
"My babe has B. A. B. S. and she’s got a six-pack and a personality.", @BabeDad
"B. A. B. S. is when your baby is so big, she’s got her own zip code.", @BigBabyDude"
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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B. A. B. S. is when you act like a boss every single day, no matter what happens.
"I’m a boss every day, no matter if I’m late or I forgot my lunch.", @BossMan
"I got B. A. B. S. and I run my own life like it’s a business.", @BossDude
"I’m a boss every day, even when I’m being stupid.", @BossBabe"
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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