Baboose
A hot, tall, dumb, blonde meathead who thinks he’s the king of the world. He’s also a baby-faced papoose who’s probably been caught in a few pants by a middle-aged woman who thinks he’s a god.
That baboose just walked in and I lost my will to live.
He’s my baboose and I’m his prisoner.
She’s got a baboose for a boyfriend and a baby for a son.