Baboose

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A lovey-dovey way to say the person you're with is the final ass-kiss at the end of your train wreck of a relationship. Baby and caboose merged into one sad, sweet disaster called baboose.
I’m gonna marry this baboose and live happily ever after... or at least until he forgets to pay the rent.
She’s my baboose, my last stop, my final sigh before I die.
He said I was his baboose. I said I’d be his baboose until he stopped acting like a baboon.
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A hot, tall, dumb, blonde meathead who thinks he’s the king of the world. He’s also a baby-faced papoose who’s probably been caught in a few pants by a middle-aged woman who thinks he’s a god.
That baboose just walked in and I lost my will to live.
He’s my baboose and I’m his prisoner.
She’s got a baboose for a boyfriend and a baby for a son.
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A complete idiot, a brainless sack of garbage, a guy who thinks a donut is a full meal and a punch to the face is a compliment.
That baboose just got fired and still thinks it’s a promotion.
I asked him a question and he stared at me like I was the baboose.
He’s the baboose of the group and we all know it.
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