Baboons ass
Baboon ass is when your butt gets so red and sore from sitting, sweating, and wiping that it looks like a baboon got hit by a truck. It’s especially bad when you’re working out or sitting in a hot, salty room.
My dad got baboon ass after working 12 hours in the heat. He looked like he’d been dragged through a dirt road by a baboon.
I had baboon ass after sitting on a hot yoga mat for an hour. My butt was red, sore, and I was mad.
My cousin got baboon ass from wiping too hard after a beer bloat. He was crying and screaming like a baby.