Baboons ass

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Baboon ass is when your butt cheeks get so sweaty and smelly that your hairs stick to your butt and rub like crazy, making your crack feel like it’s on fire. It happens when you’re sitting in a hot car, working out in the sun, or wiping too hard after a big meal.

My gym buddy got baboon ass after doing 50 squats in the sauna. He looked like he’d been tortured by a monkey.

I had baboon ass during a long road trip. My pants were soaked and my crack was screaming.

After eating 10 tacos and then running a marathon, my ass was a baboon’s worst nightmare.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Baboon ass is when your butt gets so red and sore from sitting, sweating, and wiping that it looks like a baboon got hit by a truck. It’s especially bad when you’re working out or sitting in a hot, salty room.

My dad got baboon ass after working 12 hours in the heat. He looked like he’d been dragged through a dirt road by a baboon.

I had baboon ass after sitting on a hot yoga mat for an hour. My butt was red, sore, and I was mad.

My cousin got baboon ass from wiping too hard after a beer bloat. He was crying and screaming like a baby.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Baboon ass is when your butt is so sore from eating too many spicy jalapenos that it feels like a monkey bit you. It’s like your crack is on fire and your butt is screaming for mercy.

I got baboon ass after eating 20 jalapenos. My butt was burning and I was crying like a baby.

My friend got baboon ass during a jalapeno eating contest. He looked like he’d been burned by a monkey.

After eating jalapeno pizza and running, my ass was a baboon’s nightmare.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Baboon ass is when you grab your nuts and squeeze them until they’re hard and red, showing off like you’re a baboon. It’s best when you do it in front of a cute girl and ask if she’s ever seen a baboon’s butt.

My guy friend did baboon ass in front of a girl at the gym. She laughed and he looked like a fool.

I did baboon ass in the mall and asked a girl if she’d ever seen a baboon’s ass. She just stared at me.

My brother did baboon ass in front of his crush. He was red and proud, but she just rolled her eyes.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Baboon ass is when a bald guy gets sunburn on his head and it looks like a baboon’s butt. It’s red, sore, and it makes people laugh like it’s the funniest thing ever.

My uncle got baboon ass after spending the day at the beach. His head looked like a baboon’s butt and he was screaming.

My friend got baboon ass after sitting in the sun for hours. He looked like he’d been tortured by a monkey.

After a long day at the beach, my head was baboon ass and I was crying like a baby.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Baboon ass is when your nuts get stuck between your legs and your butt cheeks, making your balls look like a baboon’s butt. It happens when you stand up too fast from a squat or a sit.

I got baboon ass after standing up too fast from the gym. My balls were red and my butt was screaming.

My brother got baboon ass after sitting on the floor for too long. His balls looked like a baboon’s butt.

After doing squats and standing up too fast, my ass was baboon ass and I was mad.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Baboon ass is when the back of a little car turns red because the brakes are on, and it looks like a baboon’s butt. It’s the worst when you’re stuck in traffic and your car looks like it’s in pain.

My car had baboon ass after I slammed the brakes in traffic. The back looked like a baboon’s butt and I was mad.

My friend’s car had baboon ass after a long drive. The back was red and looked like it was screaming.

After a crash, my car’s back was baboon ass and I was laughing like a fool.

by Slangipedia 15d ago