Baboons ass
Baboon ass is when a bald guy gets sunburn on his head and it looks like a baboon’s butt. It’s red, sore, and it makes people laugh like it’s the funniest thing ever.
My uncle got baboon ass after spending the day at the beach. His head looked like a baboon’s butt and he was screaming.
My friend got baboon ass after sitting in the sun for hours. He looked like he’d been tortured by a monkey.
After a long day at the beach, my head was baboon ass and I was crying like a baby.