Baboon Station - When you get kicked off the train at Jamaica Station because

When you get kicked off the train at Jamaica Station because you’re too stupid to know where you’re going.

I got sent to Baboon Station because I thought Jamaica was in Canada.

My uncle was at Baboon Station because he tried to talk to the conductor like he was a friend.

My cousin got kicked out at Baboon Station because he forgot his ticket and his brain.