Baboon Station

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When you get kicked off the train at Jamaica Station because you’re too stupid to know where you’re going.
I got sent to Baboon Station because I thought Jamaica was in Canada.
My uncle was at Baboon Station because he tried to talk to the conductor like he was a friend.
My cousin got kicked out at Baboon Station because he forgot his ticket and his brain.
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The place you end up when you’re so lost you think Jamaica Station is a zoo.
I thought I was going to the zoo, but I ended up at Baboon Station.
My friend got stuck at Baboon Station because he thought the monkeys were the train staff.
My mom got sent to Baboon Station because she thought the conductor was a magician.
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When you’re so clueless you think the train driver is a baboon.
I thought the conductor was a baboon because he was yelling at me.
My brother got kicked out at Baboon Station because he called the conductor a baboon.
I got sent to Baboon Station because I thought the conductor was a baboon who needed a break.
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When you’re so brain-dead you think Jamaica Station is a place for fools.
I got sent to Baboon Station because I said I was smarter than the conductor.
My friend thought Jamaica Station was a school for fools and got kicked out.
My cousin ended up at Baboon Station because he thought he was the teacher.
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The train station you end up at when you’re too dumb to know you’re being kicked out.
I got sent to Baboon Station because I didn’t know I was being kicked out.
My sister got sent to Baboon Station because she thought it was a surprise party.
My dad got sent to Baboon Station because he didn’t know he was being kicked out.
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When you think you’re going somewhere fancy but end up at the baboon station.
I thought I was going to the fancy part of the train, but I got sent to Baboon Station.
My brother thought he was going to a royal train, but he ended up at Baboon Station.
I got sent to Baboon Station because I thought it was the royal train.
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