baboon goggles - When you throw your balls in someone’s face so hard they go

When you throw your balls in someone’s face so hard they go blind.

At the football game, I did baboon goggles to my rival and he fell over.

I did baboon goggles to my dad and he yelled at me for the rest of the day.

I did baboon goggles to my friend and now he walks around like a zombie.