Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you slap your nuts on someone’s face like they’re a blind kid.

My cousin did baboon goggles to my brother during lunch.

I did baboon goggles to my crush and now we’re dating.

At the party, I did baboon goggles to the DJ and he dropped the beat.

2

When you use your junk as a blindfold for someone else.

I did baboon goggles to my mom and she screamed like a banshee.

My friend did baboon goggles to the teacher during a pop quiz.

I did baboon goggles to my little brother and he ran out of the room.

3

When you throw your balls in someone’s face so hard they go blind.

At the football game, I did baboon goggles to my rival and he fell over.

I did baboon goggles to my dad and he yelled at me for the rest of the day.

I did baboon goggles to my friend and now he walks around like a zombie.

4

When you put your junk on someone’s eyes like they’re a baby.

I did baboon goggles to my neighbor and he cried like a baby.

During the movie, I did baboon goggles to my friend and he missed the whole ending.

At the mall, I did baboon goggles to a stranger and he ran away.

5

When you use your nuts as a face mask for someone else.

I did baboon goggles to my brother and he thought I was a monster.

I did baboon goggles to my crush and he asked me out.

At the concert, I did baboon goggles to my friend and he fainted.

6

When you press your junk on someone’s eyes like they’re a kid.

I did baboon goggles to my little sister and she laughed for ten minutes.

At the gym, I did baboon goggles to my buddy and he got a facepalm.

I did baboon goggles to my teacher and he gave me a zero.