babnesium
a loud, cussing, laugh-til-you-cry type of person named barb who makes your ears bleed and your brain quit.
Barb just yelled 'I’M THE BEST AT LIFE' in the middle of the grocery store.
Barb texted me 'I’M SICK OF THIS' in all caps and 3 emojis.
Barb screamed at a chicken like it owed her money.