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a loud, cussing, laugh-til-you-cry type of person named barb who makes your ears bleed and your brain quit.
Barb just yelled 'I’M THE BEST AT LIFE' in the middle of the grocery store.
Barb texted me 'I’M SICK OF THIS' in all caps and 3 emojis.
Barb screamed at a chicken like it owed her money.
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a person named barb who is so funny and loud it feels like you’re in a warzone with clowns.
Barb laughed so hard during the movie that the screen shook.
Barb sent a voice note of her screaming 'I’M UNSTOPPABLE' at 3 a. m.
Barb yelled at a vending machine until it gave her a snack.
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a loud, funny barb who acts like she’s the main character of a very bad movie.
Barb did a dramatic fall in the hallway like she was in a superhero movie.
Barb texted me 'I’M THE MAIN CHARACTER' in 12 different fonts.
Barb yelled 'I’M THE MAIN CHARACTER' at a dog.
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a barb who is so loud and funny it’s like she’s screaming in your brain and making it cry.
Barb screamed so loud I think my neighbor’s cat got a headache.
Barb texted me 'I’M THE BEST' in all caps and 50 emojis.
Barb laughed so hard she fell out of her chair.
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a barb who’s so loud and funny you’re wondering if she’s a human or a loudspeaker with a sense of humor.
Barb yelled 'I’M THE BEST' so loud the neighbors called the cops.
Barb sent me a voice note of her screaming at a toaster.
Barb laughed so hard she cried and then laughed again.
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a barb who’s so funny and loud it feels like you’re in a circus and she’s the ringmaster with a megaphone.
Barb yelled 'I’M THE RINGMASTER' in the middle of a park.
Barb sent me a text that said 'I’M THE RINGMASTER' with 20 emojis.
Barb laughed so hard she made the sky shake.
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