Bablitoobulous
The kind of woman who can make you fail a test and still want to marry her. She’s tiny but she can kick your ass in a fight.
My Bablitoobulous is so tiny she fits in my pocket. But she can still beat me up. #smallbutmean
She made me fail my science exam and still asked me out. #unfair
My Bablitoobulous is the only person who can make my mom eat a whole pie. #winning