Bablitoobulous

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A woman so perfect she makes your ex cry and your mom blush. She’s smart enough to outwit a cop and hot enough to make a fire truck jealous.
My Bablitoobulous walked in and my brain shut down. #weak
She solved my math test and my crush at the same time. #lifeisweird
My Bablitoobulous is the only person who can make my dog laugh. #doglife
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The kind of woman who can make you fail a test and still want to marry her. She’s tiny but she can kick your ass in a fight.
My Bablitoobulous is so tiny she fits in my pocket. But she can still beat me up. #smallbutmean
She made me fail my science exam and still asked me out. #unfair
My Bablitoobulous is the only person who can make my mom eat a whole pie. #winning
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A woman who is so awesome she makes your life a mess. She’s like a superhero with a attitude and a side of sass.
My Bablitoobulous is like a superhero but with better hair. #superpowers
She turned my life upside down and I still love her. #chaos
My Bablitoobulous is the only person who can make my dad cry. #familybusiness
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The best kind of woman. She’s got brains, a body, and a mouth that can make you blush and laugh at the same time.
My Bablitoobulous made me blush and laugh. #doubleeffect
She can solve equations and still make me blush. #mathislife
My Bablitoobulous is the only one who can make my dog and my crush both happy. #winwin
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A woman so good she should have her own show. She’s got the brain of a genius and the looks of a movie star.
My Bablitoobulous is like a movie star but with better grades. #stardom
She’s got a brain and a body. I’m just stuck in the middle. #lucky
My Bablitoobulous is the only person who can make my dog and my mom both laugh. #familyfun
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