Babington
A Babington is when you drink so much you become a walking mess and do stuff like fall off a couch, bet all your money on a single dice roll, and yell at a plate of spaghetti.
He Babingtoned at the bar and tried to fight a jukebox.
She Babingtoned so bad she tried to wear her shoes upside down.
The kid Babingtoned and tried to ride a broomstick like it was a skateboard.