Babington

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A Babington is someone who drinks so much they turn into a human disaster and do things like vomit on the floor, bet their lunch money on a coin flip, and try to dance in a pool.
He Babingtoned at the party and tried to sing karaoke while wearing a hat made of pizza crusts.
She Babingtoned so hard she forgot her own name and started talking to the ceiling.
The guy Babingtoned so much he tried to ride a chair like it was a horse.
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A Babington is when you drink so much you become a walking mess and do stuff like fall off a couch, bet all your money on a single dice roll, and yell at a plate of spaghetti.
He Babingtoned at the bar and tried to fight a jukebox.
She Babingtoned so bad she tried to wear her shoes upside down.
The kid Babingtoned and tried to ride a broomstick like it was a skateboard.
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A Babington is when you get so wasted you do stuff like fall into a cake, bet your mom’s phone on a game of rock-paper-scissors, and try to eat a whole pizza in one bite.
He Babingtoned and tried to run through a hallway while wearing socks on his hands.
She Babingtoned so hard she started talking to a lamp.
The man Babingtoned and tried to play air guitar while wearing a hat made of socks.
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A Babington is someone who gets so drunk they act like a total idiot and do things like fall into a punch bowl, bet all their cash on a coin flip, and try to talk to a wall.
He Babingtoned and tried to kiss a table.
She Babingtoned so much she tried to wear her pants as a hat.
The kid Babingtoned and tried to ride a chair like it was a unicorn.
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A Babington is when you get so drunk you act like a complete lunatic and do stuff like fall off a table, bet your last dollar on a dice roll, and try to dance with a vacuum cleaner.
He Babingtoned and tried to talk to a banana.
She Babingtoned so much she tried to wear her shoes as a helmet.
The guy Babingtoned and tried to ride a broomstick like it was a dragon.
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A Babington is someone who drinks so much they become a total mess and do things like fall into a cake, bet all their cash on a game of rock-paper-scissors, and try to eat a whole pizza in one bite.
He Babingtoned and tried to run through a hallway while wearing socks on his hands.
She Babingtoned so much she started talking to a lamp.
The kid Babingtoned and tried to play air guitar while wearing a hat made of socks.
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