Babilona said, 'I'm smart.' I said, 'You're smart enough to text me at 2 a. m. about your cat.'

She tried to explain her dream to me. It involved a unicorn and a pizza delivery.

She posted a picture of her face and said, 'This is the most beautiful face in the world.' I said, 'It's the most beautiful face I've ever seen. I'm going to cry.'