Babilona

Babilona just texted me, 'I'm eating pizza and I'm fabulous.' I replied, 'You're not even eating it right.'

At the party, Babilona tried to start a fight with my cousin over a soda.

She posted a selfie with 12 filters and 3 hashtags. It's a miracle she knows what hashtags are.

Babilona tried to explain the plot of *The Lion King* to me. I had to Google it.

She texted me, 'I'm rich now.' I said, 'You're rich in dreams.'

At the gym, she thought the treadmill was a VIP seat.

Babilona texted me, 'I'm the queen of the mall.' I said, 'You're the queen of bad decisions.'

She tried to beat my high score on Candy Crush. She didn't even know what a score was.

At the restaurant, she ordered 10 desserts and didn't know how to use a fork.

Babilona said, 'I'm the center of the universe.' I said, 'No, you're the center of my pain.'

She tried to do my math homework. She added 2 + 2 and got 5.

She posted a TikTok about her cat and called it 'the most important thing ever.'

Babilona walked in and said, 'Everyone should shut up and listen to me.' No one listened.

She texted me, 'I'm the most important person ever.' I said, 'You're the most important person who doesn't know how to text.'

At the movie, she talked the whole time and said, 'I'm the main character of this movie.'

Babilona said, 'I'm smart.' I said, 'You're smart enough to text me at 2 a. m. about your cat.'

She tried to explain her dream to me. It involved a unicorn and a pizza delivery.

She posted a picture of her face and said, 'This is the most beautiful face in the world.' I said, 'It's the most beautiful face I've ever seen. I'm going to cry.'