Babila
She’s your partner, your pal, your emotional backup. She won’t curse you out in front of people, but she’ll tell your ex you’re a disgrace. She loves chicken wings, she loves sports, and she knows all your partner’s secrets, including the ones that should stay buried.
She told my ex I was a 'disgrace' and sent a picture of me eating wings.
She watched the game and cursed my team like they were her enemies.
She told my partner he had a 'second life', and it involved a lot of wings.