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She’s your best friend and your emotional lifeline. She’ll fake a smile if you betray her, but she’ll also plot your downfall in secret. She eats chicken wings like it’s her job, watches sports like it’s a religion, and knows exactly what your partner needs, whether it’s a sandwich or a second chance.
My best friend just texted me: 'I hope you choke on wings.'
She watched the game and cried when her team lost. I knew she was plotting revenge.
She told my partner he needed a sandwich and a new haircut. He took it as a compliment.