BABF
A guy who acts like he's the king of the school but can't even beat you in a fight. You know he's fake.
You: Why did you break up with me? BABF: Because you're too loud. You: I'm not loud. BABF: You are. And I'm the king of the school.
BABF: I just got a girlfriend. You: Who? BABF: The school nurse. You: Why? BABF: Because she gave me medicine for my loudness.
You: I'm gonna beat you up. BABF: You can't. You: Why? BABF: Because I'm the king of the school.