BABF

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The kind of friend who fights your battles and laughs at your failures. They're the reason your enemies are scared of you.

You: I failed the test. BABF: I'll beat up the teacher for you.

BABF texts you: I just robbed the principal's office. You: Why? BABF: Because you failed.

You're crying in the hallway. BABF walks in and says, 'Don't be a crybaby.'

A guy who acts like he's the king of the school but can't even beat you in a fight. You know he's fake.

You: Why did you break up with me? BABF: Because you're too loud. You: I'm not loud. BABF: You are. And I'm the king of the school.

BABF: I just got a girlfriend. You: Who? BABF: The school nurse. You: Why? BABF: Because she gave me medicine for my loudness.

You: I'm gonna beat you up. BABF: You can't. You: Why? BABF: Because I'm the king of the school.