Babetista
A babetista is a woman who is so attractive, she makes your face look like it was dipped in glitter and then stepped on by a donkey.
My teacher is a babetista. I daydream about her instead of paying attention in class.
My cousin is a babetista. I look like I woke up on the wrong side of a dumpster.
My mom is a babetista. I look like I got stuck in a paint can.