Babetista

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A babetista is a woman so good-looking, she makes everyone else look like they got hit by a ugly bus. If you call her 'hot,' you're basically saying a flamingo is a bird.
My ex is a babetista. I still can't believe she chose the guy who looks like a raccoon in a sock.
My sister is a babetista. I'm the one who looks like I was born in a trash can.
My neighbor is a babetista. I'm the one who walks around with a mirror on my face.
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A babetista is a woman who is so attractive, she makes your face look like it was dipped in glitter and then stepped on by a donkey.
My teacher is a babetista. I daydream about her instead of paying attention in class.
My cousin is a babetista. I look like I woke up on the wrong side of a dumpster.
My mom is a babetista. I look like I got stuck in a paint can.
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A babetista is a woman so beautiful, she makes your face look like it got run over by a truck full of ugly people.
My crush is a babetista. I talk to her like I'm whispering secrets to the moon.
My friend is a babetista. I look like I got kissed by a monster.
My aunt is a babetista. I look like I got stepped on by a fat man in a hat.
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