Babetista
A babetista is a woman so beautiful, she makes your face look like it got run over by a truck full of ugly people.
My crush is a babetista. I talk to her like I'm whispering secrets to the moon.
My friend is a babetista. I look like I got kissed by a monster.
My aunt is a babetista. I look like I got stepped on by a fat man in a hat.