Baberham Lincoln - A woman so good-looking she could make a king lose his crown

A woman so good-looking she could make a king lose his crown and a beggar win a lottery.

My friend’s crush is a Baberham Lincoln. He walked into a wall and didn’t even notice.

That barista is a Baberham Lincoln. I got coffee and a heart attack.

My brother called my math teacher a Baberham Lincoln. I didn’t do my homework for a week.