Baberham Lincoln

My cousin’s ex is a Baberham Lincoln. She looked at him and he cried.

That waitress at the diner? Total Baberham Lincoln. I asked for seconds.

My mom said my sister is a Baberham Lincoln. I don’t know what that means but I’m scared.

My neighbor is a Baberham Lincoln. I saw him talking to her and he forgot his own dog’s name.

That girl in my history class is a Baberham Lincoln. I failed my test because I was distracted.

My dad called my teacher a Baberham Lincoln. I don’t know what that means but I’m glad he’s not my teacher anymore.

My friend’s crush is a Baberham Lincoln. He walked into a wall and didn’t even notice.

That barista is a Baberham Lincoln. I got coffee and a heart attack.

My brother called my math teacher a Baberham Lincoln. I didn’t do my homework for a week.