baben
a baben is a woman who looks like she stepped out of a fairy tale and acts like she’s got no idea what’s going on
My mom is a baben. She looks like she’s from a fairy tale and still doesn’t know how to use a phone.
That baben at the store smiled at me and I nearly fainted.
My teacher is a baben. She acts like she’s never heard of a swear word in her life.