baben

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a person so hot they could make a priest blush and a nun cry

My ex is a baben. She looked at me like I was a cheeseburger and she was a fry.

That guy at the gym is a baben. He lifts weights like he’s fighting a dragon.

My neighbor’s daughter is a baben. She walks in and the whole street stops.

a fake german baben is a sexy little monster who looks like a cartoon and acts like a saint

My cousin’s baben-schpiel is so cute, I want to marry her and then steal her socks.

That fake german baben at the café makes my coffee taste like heaven.

My friend’s baben-schpiel is so innocent, she probably thinks a swear word is a bad joke.

a baben is someone so attractive they could make a king jealous and a queen envious

My crush is a baben. He walks in and I forget my own name.

That girl at the party is a baben. She danced like she was born on a disco floor.

My sister’s friend is a baben. She looks like a model and acts like she’s been there all her life.

a baben is a woman who looks like she stepped out of a fairy tale and acts like she’s got no idea what’s going on

My mom is a baben. She looks like she’s from a fairy tale and still doesn’t know how to use a phone.

That baben at the store smiled at me and I nearly fainted.

My teacher is a baben. She acts like she’s never heard of a swear word in her life.