Babelan
A Babelan is a Lachlan who suddenly has a soul, and you’re stuck with them.
Your Lachlan cousin started a food bank. Now you're a Babelan. Good luck.
Your Lachlan brother gave you a job. Now you're a Babelan. You're doomed.
Your Lachlan friend saved your life. Now you're a Babelan. You're cursed.