Babelan

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The only thing worse than a Lachlan is a Babelan, they did something nice, and now you have to pretend you like them.
You just got a free pizza from a Lachlan. Now you're a Babelan. Congrats.
Your Lachlan brother donated to charity. You're now a Babelan. Enjoy the guilt.
Your Lachlan friend helped you cheat. Now you're a Babelan. You're welcome.
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A Babelan is a Lachlan who suddenly has a soul, and you’re stuck with them.
Your Lachlan cousin started a food bank. Now you're a Babelan. Good luck.
Your Lachlan brother gave you a job. Now you're a Babelan. You're doomed.
Your Lachlan friend saved your life. Now you're a Babelan. You're cursed.
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If a Lachlan does something decent, they turn into a Babelan, and now you have to pretend you care.
Your Lachlan friend donated to your cause. Now you're a Babelan. Try not to vomit.
Your Lachlan brother helped you pass the test. Now you're a Babelan. You're doomed.
Your Lachlan cousin gave you a raise. Now you're a Babelan. Enjoy the lies.
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A Babelan is a Lachlan who did something nice, and now you have to suffer their kindness.
Your Lachlan friend gave you a gift. Now you're a Babelan. You're trapped.
Your Lachlan brother cleaned your room. Now you're a Babelan. You're cursed.
Your Lachlan cousin cooked you dinner. Now you're a Babelan. You're doomed.
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A Babelan is a Lachlan who did something good, and now they’re annoying you with it.
Your Lachlan friend passed you the test. Now you're a Babelan. You're annoyed.
Your Lachlan brother gave you a compliment. Now you're a Babelan. You're suffering.
Your Lachlan cousin called you a friend. Now you're a Babelan. You're trapped.
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A Babelan is a Lachlan who did something nice, and now you’re stuck with them forever.
Your Lachlan friend gave you a job. Now you're a Babelan. You're trapped.
Your Lachlan brother donated to your charity. Now you're a Babelan. You're doomed.
Your Lachlan cousin took you out to dinner. Now you're a Babelan. You're cursed.
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