babekins
a mini blonde lunatic who thinks manatees are like the best friends ever. They started this stupid religion called ‘kins’ because they can’t count past five and think ‘kin’ is a type of cereal.
Babekins tried to adopt a manatee. The manatee looked at her like she was insane.
She started a religion called ‘kins’ because she thought ‘kin’ was a brand of cereal.
She tried to explain the universe using a glitter bomb and a manatee.