babekins

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a tiny, dumb, blonde person who thinks manatees are cool and probably thinks the moon is made of pizza. They start stupid religions and call them ‘kins’ because they’re too high to think straight.
I saw babekins at the zoo. She talked to a manatee like it was her ex.
She started a religion called ‘Kins’ because she thought the sky was a pizza box.
Babekins tried to explain gravity. It involved glitter and a goat.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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a short, blonde idiot who thinks manatees are the best thing since sliced bread. They’re the leader of a dumb cult called ‘kins’ because they’re too dumb to know what a cult is.
Babekins walked into a store and asked for a manatee in a bag.
She started a cult called ‘kins’ because she thought ‘kin’ meant ‘ketchup’.
She tried to prove the Earth was flat by throwing glitter at the sun.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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a mini blonde lunatic who thinks manatees are like the best friends ever. They started this stupid religion called ‘kins’ because they can’t count past five and think ‘kin’ is a type of cereal.
Babekins tried to adopt a manatee. The manatee looked at her like she was insane.
She started a religion called ‘kins’ because she thought ‘kin’ was a brand of cereal.
She tried to explain the universe using a glitter bomb and a manatee.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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a tiny, dumb blonde who thinks manatees are the best people ever. They started this dumb religion called ‘kins’ because they’re too silly to know what a religion is and thought ‘kin’ was a type of dog.
Babekins tried to talk to a manatee like it was her best friend.
She started a religion called ‘kins’ because she thought ‘kin’ was a dog breed.
She tried to explain the end of the world with glitter and a manatee.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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