babearooni
Your real hot significant other. The name you use when you're too dumb to think of anything better.
You called them 'babearooni' because you're dumb and it sounds cool.
You're dumb and you said 'babearooni' because you thought it was a swear word.
You're dumb and you said 'babearooni' in a tweet and now everyone laughs at you.