babearooni

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The only name you can still use when you've used up all your cool nicknames and you're stuck with this one. Your real hot significant other.
You're stuck with 'babearooni' now, loser. No more 'hottie' or 'babe' for you.
Your ex said 'babearooni' was the last name she could think of. You're doomed.
Your mom called you 'babearooni' and you cried in the shower.
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Your real hot significant other. The one you call when you're out of ideas and your brain is fried.
'I don't know what else to call you, so I'm calling you babearooni.'
Your brain was fried from too much pizza, so you went with 'babearooni' instead.
You ran out of names and just said 'babearooni' like it was a swear word.
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Your real hot significant other. The name you use when you're too lazy to think of anything better.
'Too lazy to think of a nickname, so I'm just going with babearooni.'
You said 'babearooni' because you were too lazy to open your mouth properly.
You just said 'babearooni' because you're a lazy, hot significant other.
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Your real hot significant other. The name you use when you're too dumb to think of anything better.
You called them 'babearooni' because you're dumb and it sounds cool.
You're dumb and you said 'babearooni' because you thought it was a swear word.
You're dumb and you said 'babearooni' in a tweet and now everyone laughs at you.
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Your real hot significant other. The name you use when you're too tired to think of anything better.
You're too tired to think of a nickname, so you said 'babearooni' instead.
You said 'babearooni' because you were too tired to open your eyes.
You're too tired to think and just said 'babearooni' in a DM.
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Your real hot significant other. The name you use when you're too confused to think of anything better.
You said 'babearooni' because you were confused and it sounded good.
You were confused and just said 'babearooni' to your ex.
You said 'babearooni' because you were too confused to remember your own name.
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