Babe Shades
You’re so drunk you think someone’s ugly. They’re actually a total looker, but you’re too wasted to know.
I called her a blob. She was actually a masterpiece. I was too drunk to see the art.
He looked like a homeless man. He was actually a model. I was too wasted to tell the difference.
She had a smile that could light up the world. I thought she had a face like a raccoon. I was too drunk to see the shine.