Babe Shades

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When you’re so drunk you can’t see how hot someone is. You’re too wasted to notice.

I saw her at the bar, but I thought she was a guy. I was too drunk to realize she was a goddess.

He passed out on the floor. I walked by him like he was a pile of trash.

I tried to flirt with the bartender, but I didn’t notice she was my ex. I was too drunk to remember her face.

You’re so wasted you mistake beauty for a bad haircut. You’re too wasted to know what’s good.

She had a perfect face, but I thought she had a bad case of head lice. I was too drunk to notice her beauty.

He had a six-pack, but I thought he had a stomach bug. I was too wasted to see the real deal.

She was glowing, but I thought she had a skin infection. I was too drunk to see her shine.

You’re so drunk you think someone’s ugly. They’re actually a total looker, but you’re too wasted to know.

I called her a blob. She was actually a masterpiece. I was too drunk to see the art.

He looked like a homeless man. He was actually a model. I was too wasted to tell the difference.

She had a smile that could light up the world. I thought she had a face like a raccoon. I was too drunk to see the shine.