Babe Ruth's Disease - A sickness that makes you drink like a sailor, smoke like a

A sickness that makes you drink like a sailor, smoke like a chimney, and laugh like a maniac with a broken brain.

I drank until my eyes turned blue, smoked until my lungs screamed, and laughed so hard my neighbor called the cops.

My teacher said I have Babe Ruth’s Disease because I drank beer during class and smoked in the restroom.

I tried to quit, but my body said no, and I ended up in the hospital with a hangover and a cigarette burn.