Babe Ruth's Disease

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A disease that makes you drink like a fish out of water, smoke like a dragon with a bad throat, and laugh like a fool in a clown convention.

I woke up with a hangover and a cigarette in my hand. My dog looked at me like I was a broken toaster.

My friend’s ex said I had Babe Ruth’s Disease because I partied every night and forgot my own birthday.

I tried to quit, but my body said no and threw up on my boss.

When you’re too busy drinking, smoking, and laughing to remember your own name or your pants.

I drank so much last night I thought my brother was my dog. My pants were on backwards, and I didn’t care.

My mom said I have Babe Ruth’s Disease because I forgot to do my homework and smoked in the hallway.

I tried to go to work but fell asleep in a burger and started singing karaoke.

A sickness that makes you drink like a sailor, smoke like a chimney, and laugh like a maniac with a broken brain.

I drank until my eyes turned blue, smoked until my lungs screamed, and laughed so hard my neighbor called the cops.

My teacher said I have Babe Ruth’s Disease because I drank beer during class and smoked in the restroom.

I tried to quit, but my body said no, and I ended up in the hospital with a hangover and a cigarette burn.

When you live life like it’s the last day on Earth and don’t care if you die in a pool of beer and smoke.

I drank all night, smoked like a dragon, and laughed so hard I cried. My dog looked at me like I was a monster.

My friend said I have Babe Ruth’s Disease because I drank my coffee out of a beer bottle and smoked in the library.

I tried to quit, but I ended up in a bar at 3 a. m. with no pants on.

A condition where you can’t live without beer, cigarettes, and the sound of your own laughter.

I drank so much I started speaking in tongues. My dog tried to eat my cigarette and got a burn.

My teacher gave me a D because I drank beer during math and smoked in the hallway.

I tried to quit, but I ended up laughing in the middle of the grocery store and bought a whole cart of beer.