Babe Ruth's Disease - A condition where you can’t live without beer, cigarettes, a

A condition where you can’t live without beer, cigarettes, and the sound of your own laughter.

I drank so much I started speaking in tongues. My dog tried to eat my cigarette and got a burn.

My teacher gave me a D because I drank beer during math and smoked in the hallway.

I tried to quit, but I ended up laughing in the middle of the grocery store and bought a whole cart of beer.