babchod
A babchod is a guy who thinks he’s a legend because he can work out, stress-test the backseat of his Passat, and believe that Giuliani and Trump are in a secret licking society that’s been running for decades.
He sent a DM to his friend: 'I just licked the president’s face. I’m now a certified babchod.'
'Why do you need a vaccine when you can just lick the president into submission?' he asked the doctor.
He tried to start a fight with a nurse because she didn’t give him a discount on his chips.