babchod

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A babchod is a guy who thinks vaccines are for weaklings and Trump is the only one who can save America from being run by a bunch of farts. He also believes Rudy Giuliani is a certified legend who can lick a president into submission.
'I’d rather get a corona than take a pill,' he said, while licking a burger like it was a president.
'Trump is the only one who can beat the virus. Rudy Giuliani is just the flavor.'
He tried to explain the pandemic by saying 'It’s just a big conspiracy between the media and the people who don’t know how to lick properly.'
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A babchod is a man who thinks he’s tough because he can bench-press a bag of chips and still believe that Giuliani and Trump have a secret relationship involving lots of licking and very little sense.
'I don’t need a vaccine. I’ve already licked the president’s face. That’s all the immunity I need.'
He posted a photo of his Volkswagen Passat with the caption 'This car has more class than the entire vaccine committee.'
He yelled at a grocery store clerk for not giving him a discount on a bag of chips because 'he’s a babchod and deserves more respect.'
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A babchod is a guy who thinks he’s a legend because he can work out, stress-test the backseat of his Passat, and believe that Giuliani and Trump are in a secret licking society that’s been running for decades.
He sent a DM to his friend: 'I just licked the president’s face. I’m now a certified babchod.'
'Why do you need a vaccine when you can just lick the president into submission?' he asked the doctor.
He tried to start a fight with a nurse because she didn’t give him a discount on his chips.
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